Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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