I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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