just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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