why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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