ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
