Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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