I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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