But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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