Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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