Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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