Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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