I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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