playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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