I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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