ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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