and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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