Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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