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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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