Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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