i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
