I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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