I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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