I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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