I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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