so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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