I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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