only if we run a train.
done.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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