WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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