Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
