I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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