i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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