She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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