walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i came on her dog
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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