ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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