I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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