Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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