drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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