Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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