would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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