I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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