As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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