This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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