I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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