i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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