He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
How's work?
Spinning.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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