therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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