just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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