Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
My hand turned me down
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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