But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think my fart just growled at me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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