Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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