is your mom at the bar?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am midnight drunk by noon
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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