listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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