she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
