What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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