come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There's always time for handjobs
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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