We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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